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Thanks, though, and I'm not Japanese if that's what you're doing.
Okay...
if you're even in there anymore, just come down, dude.
You gonna win this one?
Jerks!
Yeah, I mean Ders taught it to us, so it's got to be real.
Yes!
(BOTH SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY)
Oh, when I get really scared, I secrete semen.
God, I wish Magda would let me do anal.
- I prefer snatch anyway. - Mmm-hmm.
Hyah!
Jesus... Filipino.
Two, three, four.
- They do both. - That's true.
Stay with us.
got me voted off the state relay team in high school.
Whoa, hey, spiders, man. (NERVOUS CHUCKLE)
what an awesome dude you've become, man.
Troy Torpey-nis.
No, no, no, actually, I'm gonna be a hero too, even though it is in the deep end, so...
Oh, wait up. Before we go in there...
J'yeah!
Ders, it's fine. He's just handsome and rich,
Yeah.
Okay, since when?
We need a doctor!
Drake's not rapping about banners.
All these chicks are about to be at this party today, man!
That could have gone way worse.
I love chicks.
- What? - Making investments.
Oh, of course.
But you and buttholes make sense.
Oh, my God!