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Look, she's obviously valuing both of her Filipino and black heritage equally,
- Oh, look at Allison Fields. - Oh!
- These girls had jokes! - The lunch ladies.
Well, except for me. But to your point, I'm not fully human.
But nerds, they become Skrillex.
- Yeah, you do. - No, no, no.
Okay, 'cause I can't get serious with a sophomore.
Come on, Dersie, we're gonna take you to the hospital.
How could the love of my life and my potential wife be the
I want to see the squirrel!
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATION)
That's why Drake can say the N-word a million times,
- That's not a thing. - No, it's a thing.
about your little relationship with Aurora Brown?
Oh, hey, so, Adam, what's up? This is my girl, Sherry.
I thought he was kissing me.
and banging Magda, the "Lady Rock" Johnson,
- I'm not. - Stop lying to her, man.
I am fixing this.
You are heavy, you fat fuck.
And I've really been building something very special with her.
Our old pal, Ders. Let's give it up.
(LAUGHING)
I don't even know you two.
- I'm into that. - I'm calling dibs right now.
- Hov! - Hov!
Gotta be fresh
And cross off Torpey's name and make everything all right.
Yeah.
Okay, I'm offended
Sherry Cruz.
- Nah. - Get on up here.
Chikn: Squirrel! There's a squirrel!! Chee: SQUIRREL!
I'm not ashamed to say I got to pop a couple of Viagra just to keep up.
(SHOUTING)
You gotta, you gotta You gotta, gotta
I feel like I'm a little underdressed.
- I, like, did my own thing. - Right. Exactly.
- Who's calling this? - I’ll call it, baby.
(GRUNTING)