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But that's silly, not to mention unconstitutional.
If Clark can't be found in the next 24 hours...
Thanks for giving me a legend to live up to.
John Doe is papa. He's finally here. Everything he does is right.
This Superman of yours, this chiseled god...
But as I recall he was quite fond of Lois, here, so he's probably containable.
Oh, Jonathan...
The only other living soul who knows the truth about me is Clark...
And we know that if we're good girls and boys...
But who is this person?
Not your old self today, huh?
Well, you're just Little Miss Spunky, aren't you?
Don't you realize that if I was able to block out this John Doe hypnosis...
Were. My parents died when I was a kid.
Too bad. I'll miss him.
Anticipating that possibility I've relocated to this abandoned fallout shelter.
...and then there's this weird chemistry...
John Doe! John Doe! John Doe!
Now she has to believe me.
I never thought I'd see you...
Lois, don't you dare go into work right now.
Well, I was wondering how long it'd take to get to that part of the interview.
If this world no longer wants me, then I no longer want it.
But I can be Superman.
Let the fools be swallowed up in flame. I'll go rule the alternate Earth.
...for all of us, that it must be pretty hard for you too.
...is, in reality, Clark Kent of the Daily Planet.
You want me to plug him?
Lois, I'm not your Clark.
...and planted into your brains by a sophisticated method of brainwashing.
...and began implementation of an even more insidious plan...
Commence primary ignition.
I don't care if you are closing, I'm the Secretary of State.
Gee, that's just the kind of stuff he said you'd say.
Well, he's just a darn nice guy.
Well, that's the Protestant in you.
Get onboard.
I'll tell you what, Lane. If I scratch your back...
- Who? - Sorry, Lois.
You don't get it, do you? You can't stamp out goodness.