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YOU'RE GONNA BE CUTTING UP YOUR SWEATSHIRTS ALL WEEKEND.
WHERE YOU HAVE TO DO RIDICULOUS THINGS FOR MONEY.
'CAUSE WE CAN ALWAYS DIET.
Are you a daddy?
I DID, HOWEVER, HAVE A REALLY GOOD TIME.
OKAY, GOODBYE. THAT WAS WORK.
[ SIGHS ] SIX BURGERS --
OH, IT'S A GIRL. IT'S A...
NO, I'M GONNA GO UPSTAIRS AND GET THE SCARF
EVERYTHING THAT EVER HAPPENS IN YOUR CAREER.
I THOUGHT SHE DISCARDED THOSE YEARS AGO.
OR SOMEONE. GO CALL THE FLORIST.
TWO PLAIN, ONE WITH CHILI,
GO UPSTAIRS. SORRY, I TRIED.
MAUREEN?
I DON'T WANNA. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN.
OKAY. SECONDLY, TELL ME WHY YOU'RE SITTING LIKE THAT.
PUT ON YOUR SWEATS AND RUN AROUND THE BLOCK.
IT'S A RETIREMENT PARTY, YES?
HE DECIDED THAT GOLF WAS DULL,
I INTENDED TO WEAR IN THE FIRST PLACE.
HELLO? RORY, HI.
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. DON'T SCRATCH THE FLOOR.
THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING.
I'M HERE ALL BY MYSELF, I'M TRYING HARD TO BE CALM.
TWO CHEDDAR, ONE SWISS."
I THINK THE DRESSMAKER MUST HAVE WRITTEN
$500 A NIGHT 20 YEARS AGO.
SCHOOL? YOU HAVE SCHOOL? YES, I HAVE SCHOOL, BUT --
[ FRANCINE SOBBING ]
BUT -- MOM -- NO. NO.
SHERRY'S GONNA BE HAPPY TO SEE YOU.
THEY HAVE AMAZING COMMUNICATION.
Nicole: HI. HI.
WHAT? HE'S NOT HERE AND SHE'S FREAKING OUT.
WELL, IT LOOKS FINE. CAN YOU JUST WEAR IT?
[ CRYING ]
STROBE. IT'S AN OPTION.
WATCH TELEVISION? I DON'T WATCH THAT MUCH TELEVISION.
WHAT BOOK? ANY BOOK.
IT'D BE COOL TO MEET HER THE NIGHT THAT SHE'S BORN.
OLIVES? TWIST.
THAT'S NOT WHAT I DO WHEN I'M DATING. RORY'S A LUCKY GIRL.
OKAY. WELL, UH, ENJOY.
ON WHAT? EXCUSE ME?
HE NEEDS YOU NOW, NOT IN A SEC. OKAY.
[ LAUGHING ]
DID YOU GET THOSE THINGS FAXED? SHERRY, HANG UP.
AND IT HURTS LIKE HELL.
* IF YOU NEED * * IF YOU NEED *
WHAT'S YOUR GREAT SOLUTION TO THIS PROBLEM?
I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
AND THEN YOU HANG UP THE PHONE AND YOU WHAT?
I'M STARTING TO FEEL NAUSEOUS. THE HOSPITAL HAS A SMELL, THERE ARE NOISES.
* I WILL FOLLOW WHERE YOU LEAD *
SHE'S DEFINITELY GOT A BOYFRIEND. I KNOW.
EMILY, LET'S SIT HERE. [ GROANING ]
"SIX BURGERS -- THREE WITH CHEESE,
I'LL MAKE THE NEXT FEW CALLS MYSELF. OKAY.
SO I GUESS WE SHOULD GET MARRIED.
* WHERE YOU LEAD, I WILL FOLLOW *
DOES SHE KNOW DON HO? CHARO? NO.
WHAT ABOUT SLEEPING ON A BENCH IN PARIS? I CAN'T DO THAT NOW.
I'M GONNA BACKPACK, SLEEP ON A BENCH, SEE THE WORLD.