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- Stop smiling. - I'm sorry.
All right, okay, uh, up next is
I'm sorry, you were saying...
and I've wanted to shove her out of the car
How old is Jeremy?
"I see you hired the fat one."
Olivia is Jessica, your wife.
- It's late is the thing. - Yeah. No.
♪ Rain, storm or snow ♪
- No, of course I don't mind. - Where'd you learn
Every time I met a new black person, I would
No, it's, uh...
I think it's cute.
Just try to help me understand this.
God, don't even worry about it.
All right.
Oh, well, what if Kate gave you a ride?
Show my own boys what manners look like.
a straight and narrow math geek
Why?
It's okay.
What am I doing? I'm...
You kind of have a boring job, Dad.
this-this pinnacle of grief, which should rip...
Oh, my God, that's amazing.
I don't know what that is, but I think he's gonna tell us.
Okay, so you just want to hold him back because he's black?
starting next Tuesday, I'm gonna be taking piano lessons
give you actual responsibilities,
How many feet? Tell me right now.
Mwah.
It's important you know that.
That's not how you use "lit," right?
Just... one part of your body.
But just a little one, so go on, eat your waffle.
Mm. Like Wesley in Mo' Better Blues.
she's spoken seven words to me in two weeks.
I appreciate it. Now I'm gonna go have a drink.
That pain is a part of you.
- You know, maybe I will. - Okay, yeah.
It's all I have and I-I can't take it off now, so...
He had a cool job.
♪ If you've got a farm ♪
And if I didn't value the work,
But, um, that's not the only lesson.
Seriously, though, whatever you need,
Randall is one of the only black kids at this school,
when you told me about whatever the hell it is you do.
Doesn't feel like a very good time right now.
Tonight, little man, you, me and a B-52?
save children, just like you guys, from fires.
You know, it's never, it's never a surprise.
but I'm, uh, gonna go out on my own.
on the piano.
You're adopted, and we don't talk about that enough.
Well done.