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It's on the border between Belgium and Germany.
This will just take a moment, Sarah.
Yes, you would because
Rank?
(BELL TOLLING)
That's $5 for swearing.
Well, the incredible thing is I make her lunch,
How many times do you think you can lie to this man?
You have vending machines?
Tell her...
Of What?
"I love you. Mom."
Oh, hell. I wasn't there till, uh, Christmas '53.
but I was disappointed when I got there that I didn't see more ten-gallon hats.
but you were insulted by the offer.
No, this is fine. She should probably rest.
Actually, let me ask you something.
There were four Krauts in there looking to surrender.
I know you think you know how to hustle,
(WHISTLING)
Your mother is sick.
You know, I helped you for free after that stupid merger,
We're one and the same.
Hey, where is that kid?
(CHUCKLES)
And I'm going to call Jim. Call, uh...
for the capital city, Oklahoma City, Oklahoma.
I'm terribly so.
Everybody wins.
(MUSIC PLAYING)
Henry shouldn't have scared you.
Thank you for your generosity.
- The capital radio station - (ENGINE THUMPING)
But she won't do it.
- This is Donald from New York. - Don.
I only have one question. I better have gotten that lousy job.
Lieutenant, 7th Infantry, Korea.
(CLICKING)
And I got to go home.
I'm happy. Listen to me. You're on a streak.
You really think she knows?
You've got the money.
Shit.
You took that money and you set me up.
that see Learjet as a tool,
Hmm.
So now we know there's a price.
I've been trying to get this private aviation company
(EXHALES)
Ilookeditup.
"that I'm to be interred intact
"in the family plot in West Laurel.
Revival church every night.