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Also, my mom hates you.
Track maintenance?
I'd say you're not a real New Yorker...
Stop! Too slow. Switch.
# Of a man who dared to race machines #
[Ted Narrating] Meanwhile, one subway car over...
That girl was just crying.
[Screeching]
- [No Audible Dialogue] - Damn it, Max! That's Maury Povich!
- No! - I really won?
- [Thudding] - Buddy.
to this day, your Uncle Barney won't admit it...
- Take the M7 to the M5. - The bus?
[Ted Narrating] Actually, Barney did not need a win.
- Oh. - You're still the star.
I am, too, a real New Yorker.
- Anyone have a condom? - [Marshall] Oh, God! - [Lily] No, no, no.
[Squeals]
[Cup Shatters]
- The machines have won! - Dude, mellow!
Maybe for the same reason that I kept saying that I could run seven miles.
- How? - Medium rare. But that's not important right now.
Plus, I can run faster than a bus.
# He thought of all the times that he had beaten a machine #
[Bell Dings]
I mean, literally eclipse her.
[Groaning]