Quest for Ratings - South Park [S08E11]

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Quest for Ratings - South Park [S08E11]
TV-MA AnimationComedy

The boys begin to exaggerate stories when their student news show falls behind in the ratings.

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17 Nov 2004
Quest for Ratings
Trey Parker
Fuck off, Whistlin' Willy. We're not in the mood. Fuck off, Whistlin' Willy. We're not in the mood. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#1
Released 2004-11-17, Rated TV-MA
Score 23.911
dot Fuck off, Whistlin' Willy. We're not in the mood.
Fuck off, Whistlin' Willy. We're not in the mood.
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#2
Released 2004-11-17, Rated TV-MA
Score 22.022
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.. p-p-problem.
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Stan? Stan, come on. We're gonna go find a frog. Stan? Stan, come on. We're gonna go find a frog. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#3
Released 2004-11-17, Rated TV-MA
Score 21.191
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Stan? Stan, come on. We're gonna go find a frog.
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And I guess your best wasn't good enough. And I guess your best wasn't good enough. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#4
Released 2004-11-17, Rated TV-MA
Score 21.171
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And I guess your best wasn't good enough.
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I'm feeling kind of bowling-ballish, fellas. I'm feeling kind of bowling-ballish, fellas. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#5
Released 2004-11-17, Rated TV-MA
Score 20.714
dot I'm feeling kind of bowling-ballish, fellas.
I'm feeling kind of bowling-ballish, fellas.
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Butters, only gay little dweebs read the funnies! Butters, only gay little dweebs read the funnies! Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#6
Released 2004-11-17, Rated TV-MA
Score 19.265
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Butters, only gay little dweebs read the funnies!
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#7
Released 2004-11-17, Rated TV-MA
Score 18.588
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...You're gay!!
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This is closed-circuit television for South Park Elementary School. And now, This is closed-circuit television for South Park Elementary School. And now, Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#8
Released 2004-11-17, Rated TV-MA
Score 18.179
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This is closed-circuit television for South Park Elementary School. And now,
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#9
Released 2004-11-17, Rated TV-MA
Score 18.178
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Kyle?
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That Craig is a freakin' genius, I tell ya. He's like... an idea machine. That Craig is a freakin' genius, I tell ya. He's like... an idea machine. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#10
Released 2004-11-17, Rated TV-MA
Score 18.153
dot That Craig is a freakin' genius, I tell ya. He's like... an idea machine.
That Craig is a freakin' genius, I tell ya. He's like... an idea machine.
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Uh about thirty minutes ago I thought I saw Sigourney Weaver, but ih ih turn- it turns out it was a dead horse. Uh about thirty minutes ago I thought I saw Sigourney Weaver, but ih ih turn- it turns out it was a dead horse. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#11
Released 2004-11-17, Rated TV-MA
Score 18.126
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Uh about thirty minutes ago I thought I saw Sigourney Weaver, but ih ih turn- it turns out it was a dead horse.
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WilLoW:...) January 25th, 2005 WilLoW:...) January 25th, 2005 Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#12
Released 2004-11-17, Rated TV-MA
Score 17.666
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WilLoW:...) January 25th, 2005
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#13
Released 2004-11-17, Rated TV-MA
Score 17.602
dot Stan?
Stan?
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Here it is! Uh, squiggly line, circle. Here it is! Uh, squiggly line, circle. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#14
Released 2004-11-17, Rated TV-MA
Score 17.006
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Here it is! Uh, squiggly line, circle.
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If you want a pizza, you've gotta whistle. If you want a pizza, you've gotta whistle. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#15
Released 2004-11-17, Rated TV-MA
Score 16.982
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If you want a pizza, you've gotta whistle.
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Kidding! I'm just pulling your legs. Come on over to the register. Kidding! I'm just pulling your legs. Come on over to the register. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#16
Released 2004-11-17, Rated TV-MA
Score 16.914
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Kidding! I'm just pulling your legs. Come on over to the register.
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#17
Released 2004-11-17, Rated TV-MA
Score 16.862
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What an asshole!
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#18
Released 2004-11-17, Rated TV-MA
Score 16.343
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Woohoo! Woohoo!
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#19
Released 2004-11-17, Rated TV-MA
Score 16.143
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And I'm Rick Cartman.
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#20
Released 2004-11-17, Rated TV-MA
Score 16.015
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(Woohoo!)
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Eric, sources are speculating that third-grade student, Pete Thelman, Eric, sources are speculating that third-grade student, Pete Thelman, Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#21
Released 2004-11-17, Rated TV-MA
Score 15.231
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Eric, sources are speculating that third-grade student, Pete Thelman,
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#22
Released 2004-11-17, Rated TV-MA
Score 15.068
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Whoa...
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God, I wish we had a Pizza Hut in South Park! God, I wish we had a Pizza Hut in South Park! Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#23
Released 2004-11-17, Rated TV-MA
Score 15.066
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God, I wish we had a Pizza Hut in South Park!
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#24
Released 2004-11-17, Rated TV-MA
Score 15.034
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Cough medicine?
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Dude, Stan, you all right? Dude, Stan, you all right? Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#25
Released 2004-11-17, Rated TV-MA
Score 14.589
dot Dude, Stan, you all right?
Dude, Stan, you all right?
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