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smother her to heaven?
You bang one chick who sort of looks like Michelle Obama-
- So you'll do it? - Huh?
Hopefully, I'll be dead by the time you get back.
- Yeah, that's a great idea, but we also want 10 grand.
- Never heard of him.
- No, you can't.
What is with all the guns today?
He's so good. "You can't handle the truth."
- It's Wednesday. - Is it?
- So you'd suck a dick for $900
- Bruce Benson, Adam, the CEO of the company.
What?
Everybody loves Waymond.
You want to come to Egypt? You want 10 grand?
- Okay, I think we all know this is just one
so it looks like you are being hunted as we speak.
I'm Bruce Benson- yes, that Bruce Benson-
- And then get him hooked up with the first lady.
I've never been more sane.
If you would've caught me without these two,
I cannot go back to working at Hot Topic,
I really would. I would. I'm your guy.
fit into the equation?
Get this party torqued.
but I'm really gonna go for a joyride.
- Remember that gun I took from Jason Statham last night,
- Uh, who are you even supposed to be?
- Let's go.
Lunch, Maxwell's.
It's not a big deal, 'cause you know what?
with the first lady.
and I could've swore their thing was punk rock.