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- All right. - Well...
♪ I'ma, I'ma, I'ma give you something ♪
Are you better than American soldiers, man?
- I know.
lunch is on me!
- I don't know.
to die, hopefully.
- We can work with that.
You got to meet one more person, okay?
- Because you're clearly psychopaths.
- No, Bruce. - Bruce, Bruce, hang on.
Where's Mr. Benson? - He's having fun somewhere-
So did you kill him or what?
- No, I said "thousand," dude.
- Wait. Wait. Who's he- What's the plan?
- Isn't it obvious?
It's your credit card.
'cause we met each other earlier.
- All right, I got a serious question.
- HEY-
- You'll kill me? - No-
- Oh, well, he said that his dream girl was Michelle Obama,
- I'd be 30 seconds away from getting
a pretty sweet used motorcycle.
- Mm-hmm.
Jillian's here. She's Lady Gaga.
He was supposed to be here a half hour ago,
- Mm-hmm. - Screw it.
- Yes, it's truly-it's just something that happens
because they said I have to cut my hair,
We are gonna throw you a party that is just gonna
of Bruce's patented comedy bits.
I do have to tink.
We were waiting for you to come in.
- Except Jamie Foxx. - Right, that's true.