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- Stop pointing it at me! - 10,000 little cash monies.
- Okay, this guy's insane, right?
- But it is so natural
- A father figure, yup.
but you won't kill a stranger for 10 grand?
We have our imaginations. Right?
How much to punch your mother in the face?
Sorry.
Oh, no! No.
♪ I'ma give you something real, shorty ♪
- What type of girls do you like?
Words hurt, Anders. They hurt.
So you do.
Did you even read the post on Craigslist?
- Celebrity look-alike swingers party.
- No, not from us. You brought that on yourself.
- Not a bit. Very real.
I should've just been a public school teacher
Lovely woman, but... pow!
Anything you want, man, you name it.
I've never really had a girlfriend.
- What if I don't play my cards right?
- What? - Uh-huh.
- Uh, yeah, yeah. I think so.
- Fumble! - Oh!
Where do you want to go, sweetheart?
Now, get out.
- How you doing? " Ah. gross!
The password, sir.
- Just keepin' living. - Yeah!
Okay, work sucks. Nobody likes their job.
Martin Luther King on steroids.
I mean, really, if you wanted, like, 10 Gs,
- That's a beautiful watch.
I am liquidating this company.
- Yeah, I'm Shaun White. Sean Astin.
- You guys, there's someone out there