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Why wouldn't I?
No, see, my friend bought me a ticket. I'm late. She's already inside.
There's lovely, talented, attractive people. You'll thank me.
You go out, you have a family, kids, marriage, career, grandchildren.
I've never seen Minsk. I hear there's so much hustle and bustle.
Excuse me. Do you have a ticket?
- I sat in gum. - What happened to Checkmate?
Fifty-Fifth Street. Great idea.
Okay.
Why did they kill that guy?
You're gonna have to wait then.
- Elaine? - Hey, shut up!
- You can't take four seats. - What, is that a rule?
That's nice of you. I can't do voices.
Could I keep my trench coat in your closet for a few months?
Excuse me, have you seen a guy with...
Your trench coat in my closet?
They're in the lobby buying popcorn.
It's not bad enough that I can't see, I have to sit here for two hours.
Gas? Can't you get it after you drop me off?
- Save them, go. - No, but George...
No. No. I was kidding. It was terrible.
That fountain of youth scene at the end where they're splashing around...
I had the fleece ripped out of my winter coat...
...looked like Humpty-Dumpty with a melon head.