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-See ya. -Have fun!
[crash]
Great, 'cause you're taking me out on a date.
Maybe he was the right guy all along?
-He does, right? -Yeah.
So, can I get you something to drink?
I got Mom our gift.
No, he'll love it.
but... that's not what she wants.
I don't think he's, uh,
I want to be a team.
One, two, three, four.
It's just she's always in the driver's seat.
Of course.
If I had a time machine,
Where-- Where you going? What--
Thanks again for coming tonight.
Thought I'd come and check out this place.
Did I tell you that you look absolutely gorgeous tonight?
is the most thriving urban predator in North America.
[phone chimes]
That way, you can delete them if the date went badly,
Not enough time to do the deed.
Um...
Yuri, I'm sorry--
[clears throat]
but I'm ready to move on.
♪ Again
Oh, I hope I catch the bouquet.
Hit his head on a rock at the bottom of the ravine.
You know, if you'd like to learn the proper way to drink tea,
What's cotillion?
The other lawyers were incompetent.
So just follow my lead.
I had fun, you know.
I will learn to compromise.
-You get his money too? -Oh, no.
Both singing: ♪ But you touch me for a little while ♪
Why'd you choose this dump?
interested in me like that anymore, so...
So unoriginal.
do I have to pay?
Oh, sorry, we're not really gonna buy the beer.
All right, stick it into storage.
[tires squealing]
But anytime I go home, it finds me.
Did I tell you?
Ha! So cute.
these etiquette-slash- ballroom dancing classes
and there's secret Schnapps drinking in the bathrooms.
and I didn't want to miss out.
it makes me feel like I can't trust you.
but he can be charming.
Okay, I'll see you at school.
So, what are we thinking?
So what's going on with you and Dennis?
♪ The one thing that I still know ♪
Always open doors for ladies,
I-- I couldn't have done it. I wasn't even there.
Nothing.
Collect $50 from every player."
What exactly do you want with Ruby?
I'm tagging you on my story and my grid.
See this woman with the blue pom-pom earrings?
♪ But you're on to me
Oh, yeah. False alarm.