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I'm doing nothing.
- and my arm went numb. - And you called me?
No, of course not.
Anne Hatha-nobody.
On TV shows,
In hell.
and I'm gonna be gone... Just like that.
He was always wearing shorts.
I got the idea from watching your president Obama
Who cares? They're honoring you.
and I am told she got married yesterday,
Now you go find our table.
Just a reminder that your awards luncheon is today.
because I was on a list to date Tom Cruise.
You know who you say that to? A loser.
"You're such a huge disappointment.
Glue this pin to the inside of the coffin lid.
So I am a lesbian.
- Did you really fall? - I was watching TV,
These are my things.
"Congratulations on being named one of the 80 under 80,
We are so glad that you could come, Liz.
For instance, in junior high, when you faked a heart attack
It's all right. The lack of oxygen is making me orgasm.
She had a heart attack and died on the way here.
that Chuck Scarborough is anatomically a woman?
because as long as she's in New York,
we have to be asexual?
I'm 41, Cerie. I don't know what that is.
Ah, great, they must have gotten this picture
Are you sure?
'Cause guess what this lighting board nerd did?