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'Cause I can't remember.
You don't understand. I can't do it.
Xanadu, no TV Xanadu, no TV
Very beautiful Beaty
Xanadu, no TV Xanadu, no TV
You cannot tell anyone about this.
Xanadu you're gay I want to watch the stupid tree the other day was a little shit 2004 no let's watch South Park bigger longer and uncut 1999
But I also think I deserve a second chance.
I'm pretty great at birthday challenges.
Stop suggesting that.
Xanadu, you're grounded.
But females are strong as hell
for paper plates,
eight, nine, ten.
'Cause I like to rap
and I think she has alcohol poisoning.
He's my husband.
out of our dreams.
we couldn't go back to his house because his wife was home,
But this is your last chance.
The point is, I'm extremely busy.
Let me take care of Columbia House.
but we will not be opening presents until he gets here.
I can fix everything!
My husband, Julian Voorhees, has, um...
Unbreakable
I know that, Titus.
How did you make this?
Number 12, colon, Dawn and the Surfer Ghost.
five, six, seven,
They give it to charities to cure malaria in other countries.
And he should be wheels down any minute.
But I don't know how to help the Vorheeseses.
Julian's probably cheating on me...
and dwarves do not let you sleep in their house
That's it! The book!
Let's go!
you know, who among us is a "perfect" foot slut?
and by renting these costumes,
You won't regret this, Mrs. Voorhees.
with Disney's copyright lawyers.
- Say what? - I have to quit my job.