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You're my best friend.
She's home already?
Die, Bronze Man! Die!
Well, why don't you get some rest,
And I deserved it.
But it is for a child.
Hey, Xan, going somewhere?
This is a disaster.
Well, that costume's got to be worth something.
Really?
after she tucks us into the bed we all share.
No, you don't.
Well...
I bought for this party.
The mother is having some sort of breakdown,
With that kind of money, you could produce your own show.
But you were two hours late
Are you kidding me?
I got my security deposit back.
new clothes, new teeth, Botox to stop my sweating.
It's my hair and Donna Maria's hair.
One, two, three, four,
Xan isn't going to listen to me
Stepmothers aren't scary,
Titus, I need you to get your robot suit back.
I'm Kimmy, and I'm going to have
Um...
not with Fat Rhonda, obviously,
And I have sex with these costumes at night.
I did it, Kimothy.
Just make sure Xanthippe is at Buckley's party.
and then later in the evening, the perfect foot slut.
but you're not getting your deposit back.
I don't blame you for bailing.
It's not your fault.
the purpose of which is unknown to this day,
It'd be a shame if Simone or Vidalia were to find out
You're just a sweet girl with an eighth-grade education.
That's not Cookie Monster.
It's a scam.
Yeezus! What are you doing back here?