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♪ The obesity epidemic ♪
Fine, I'll do it.
Hey, this is a lot of fun for everybody.
which, according to the movies, are the worst kind.
Whew. That was close.
during the assault, so number three,
you know, maybe the two of us went together.
Oh, they're all in uniforms, God bless 'em.
(exclaims)
and morally superior.
Good thinking, Chris. All those in favor
Okay, time to drop him in a river of dung.
who can only afford Cornell.
(barking)
Oh, you think he's so wonderful?
Oh, my God, that's heavy.
I love you, Peter.
at celebrities that look vaguely like you.
my CPAP machine and bedside table...
and I thought maybe, if I had a minute,
I always loved how he looked around the house
Are you sure that's a good idea?
Thank you all for coming tonight.
I'm still available.
Glenn's gonna pretend to be my husband to impress them.
Ladies, I took the liberty of requesting our meal
so no pizza.
that look vaguely like you.