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All right! Hey!
How would you be my s...?
What war?
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That's the best way to deal with things.
This, actually, is a real scar, too.
Now he's under the delusion that he's hit rock bottom,
Yes. Okay.
I don't think I was ready to give this lifestyle up.
You might want to check your programs 'cause I'm bad dad now.
- I'm not sure I follow... - Oh, yeah. He's G.I. Joe.
I'm confused. Is this a PTSD meeting for vets?
I'll strip. Yeah.
Dennis?
Look, I really appreciate everything you've done.
- Thanks, man. - Yeah. Oh, dude, your back looks great, man.
- Wow. - Jesus Christ.
Now, is he blowing someone? What is happening?
He's having erotic nightmares and shit.
who's filling in for hans walker? sharon waltham.
- Make a ton of mon... - Mmm.
- Uh, y-yes, it is. Boy speaking. - Oh.
- 20. - Deal.
- Yeah, that's cool, bro. Cool. - Cool.
All right, all right, I can do that.
Wa-Wa... Wait! Wait, Dad! Who do you love?
- Hello. Hey. - Hey, Mike.
- Yeah. - But we got to fight fire with fire,
me mom's got capannd shmager snes woo woo woo woo woo ooh ooh orr orr roo womage you! when she wakes up every morning! and she's starting her womaging today at 0 years old! yes she's a womaged baby! and she's also got englandagement which means she's also got brexitagement she's so sick we can't help her with boqapus!
Fine. You guys'll do, I guess.
- Yeah. - Cool.
Oh, God. There's nothing sexy about cheese. Put it away.
- Cool. - Cool, man. You be my boy?
Thank you for last night.
- What do you want to tell us? Just tell us. - Oh, I just