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Yeah, I figured you'd want your stuff back.
Do you got any pie?
who was no longer able to rest on weekends,
George, Rex hasn't even been dead for two months.
I know. I know.
I'm not sure you deserve Dolce & Gabbana.
But I sort of thought, down the long corridors of time,
Last night was two old friends
I just... Please don't give it back to me. It's tacky.
of the most ordinary marriages.
- A movie. - Mommy and Daddy made it.
Well, Allison's mad because she's losing jobs to 14-year-olds.
...three!
Mmm. Actually, I'm trying to keep a positive outlook on the whole thing.
of this maternal innovation.
being another fat hausfrau living a life that I didn't plan.
but I can't let you out
Take whatever time you need.
What's wrong?
Next week it's our turn.
Wait!
Part of me keeps thinking I should just do it.
Images that tell us more about ourselves than we realise.
I would have come after you with a club.
- You won? - Yeah.
What was it?
Mike will calm down in a couple of days and come to his senses.
...maybe Susan, Lynette and I have had a good influence on you.
Did you leave the door open?
Oh! Uh...
- Could we talk to you for a minute? - Sure, come on in.
First, I want you to talk to me about what happened.
Just say the word, and you'll make me the happiest guy on earth.
- Do you mind? - No, I guess not.
- Where's the "off" button? - It's underneath the panel thing.
Hi. Sorry for just showing up unannounced, but...
...right before you took off your bra.
We've agonised whether to tell you this, Norma, but...
You know, I just stood there the whole night
cameras can quietly and clearly reveal to us our dreams.
So...
[Betty] You know it breaks my heart to keep you down here like this,
But...
Fine. I'm pregnant. Whee!
Funny, we're expecting quite the opposite.
Holly is on a strict diet of cruciferous vegetables.
What the hell was that?
Oh, well...