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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
After Earth, I Am Legend,
Started drinking like a fish.
When did you learn how to fly?
That day, I broke the sound barrier and then some.
They rented chairs.
I'm not afraid of Big Birthday.
who see her every night in their horrible flashbacks.
Thank you, son.
I was about to reel one in.
Like we used to treat P.O.W.s
Mine is portable indoor Dutch shuffleboard.
I think I'm gonna steer clear of Van Houtens for a while.
At night, we cooled off at the local watering hole,
You're Only Pleasant When You Want Something.
But when the bounce house renters
how much Grampa went through for people like me.
Stuck on a girl, eh?
for one whole year.
Oh, those are totally legal.
Do your worst, you old goats.
so no one will ever read this total gibberish.
where everyone gets a gift bag and no parent gets off easy.
If it's the blue hair and the schnozz you're digging,
We called her "Sunny"
and the pony ride operators find out what you've done...
'cause we're gonna set you straight once and for all.
Tell me, does he like bubblegum or strawberry?
Thanks for the ride, Jack Kerouac.
This majestic B-17 has been lovingly restored
If you make a grand gesture, you can get any girl you want,
and sticking pins in a donkey's butt.