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So, what exactly would you say qualifies you to work as a sumo wrestler?
so I'm just gonna have to lay back and let the penal system teach me a lesson.
- I can't do it, Peter. - What are you talking about?
I'm a little short. I'll have to put the ham back.
Oh, my God! Did you walk?
Welcome back to Channel 5 News at 10:00.
WHO ELSE BUT TIRMAN
- Yeah. - Really?
I'm just gonna go out in the hallway And throw up about something else
Quagmire everything say oh toodles oh toodles We got a AK-47 we got us a crappy Family Guy DVD we got them at school bus we got Paw Patrol the chainsaw and they episode were the same as the last time
Sorry, Lois. Regulations. I can't give you any special treatment.
- No, not really. - No.
On which we used to rely?
I sentence you to two years in the State Prison.
Who else but Quagmire?
Well, we're gonna take the high road and do a no-body-hair joke.
Bye-bye, take care, now. Have a nice day.
I'm just gonna go out in the hallway and throw up about something else.
You're mine now, Lois!
He’s Karl Karl
I'm gonna turn myself in.
Look, I don't see what the problem is.
I guess I was stealing, because I was so sick of the same old routine.
Oh, my God, I am so embarrassed. Let me just get my purse.
I'm gonna go get some oranges, Stewie
You share!
- $53.98. - Oh no, I forgot to go to the bank.
And on this beautiful new china. You guys have a lot of new stuff.