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It was so nice of Joe to work things out with that judge.
- It's okay, Joe, I understand. - Shut up, maggot!
We'll all have to get jobs, but I'm sure we'll each find something we can do.
Oh, my God, we got to get out of here!
Or is it? Who am I? What number did you dial?
I'm just gonna have to pay my debt to society.
Not Meg! Not Meg!
- Peter, maybe somebody else could... - Come on!
For those of you wondering...
Well, you know, Karl, I didn't get... I got virtually nothing here, you know?
I can't believe you're serving a three-year sentence, it seems so harsh.
Hey, Bonnie. Listen, why don't you stop with the questions, huh?
i kick whoever claimed im homophobic
7 x 11 x 23 = 1771
You never really know what he's gonna do next
I always pretend I shooting at Alan Alda and Jamie Farr.
He's stupid tree with Kanye West Stupid free with Kanye West on the 2004 Chevrolet Malibu
Graham cracker, yes, yes. That's it.
There's so much doody in here.
I've decided to go lenient and... Where the hell is my gavel?
What the hell? What the hell?
This place is a sausage-fest.
Giggidy, giggidy, goo.
holy fuck I'm coming lois peter
All right, so I'm at the DMV the other day. Long lines. Long lines at the DMV.
Ah, yes, a fence. The cripple's natural enemy.
God, you're right, Brian, I'm out of control...
Well, I think you've had enough thrills. Why don't you just put everything back?
but I am not going to tell you what it is. I want you to guess. Just close your eyes.