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-Did I promise that? -You did.
NANDOR: Listen to me, little man.
-Is that me? -No.
♪ Up and down♪
I'm not sure that's aged well.
Guillermo!
♪ To sweet Daisy Lou?♪
-upstairs in Staten Island. -No.
-Silence this machine.
We will have vampire music, vampire dance,
-vampire maths. -Wow.
Our women do not consider themselves
Is Nandor at home?
I'm excited.
Are... Is that real...
Well,
He's called Nandor,
-We killed. -Well, we literally did.
-...Lass... -LASZLO: Laszlo, dickhead.
Be kind to Guillermo.
MAN: Born-again Christian!
Your presence is a blessing and a privilege.
Well, if you can sort out a concert, we might turn up.
I don't even know what "jolf" is,
Oh, I don't poach. Vampire code.
Worked better at the Cellar. Okay.
nor as quick.
It's interpretive dance,
-I got to take a leak, anyway. -You do that.
in a rest stop.
-CELESTE: What? -Nothing.
you had from me, and just get rid of it.
Helped me land a job in the insurance game.
-Guillermo! Save Sam!
-And you know Sam, of course?
He was fine, but he was quite vocal
that Dilbert-looking guy?
No. It's not for you.
Nadja, if we slowed this down,it would stop forever and a day.
Leave us. This sounds important.
the night I met Nadja,
And sad hookups.
GUILLERMO: These are my people now.
to rhyme "cream" with "cream."
is right before I start making all of you vamps.
♪ Tell us, Mr. Hitler♪
-CELESTE: Hurry.