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-Me. -Anyone here?
high on drugs, talking ragtime.
Uh, Celeste? Sorry to bug.
I hate it now.
-Oh, my God. -Why is the door locked?
GUILLERMO: Disrespected, unappreciated,
LASZLO & NADJA: ♪ In this town♪
-because that's how I sleep now.-Why are you being like this?
to go down on mefor the first time in 200 years.
I was pregnant and scared.
I brought you these mortals.
-Since when? -Since...
With those little paws. He's a genius.
that's what you said last week.
What's wrong with the ice chips?
CELESTE: Prepare to orgy.
I vape it. Delicious.
-Watch the hips. -Uh, yeah. Okay.
-What? What's wrong? -Nothing.
He's frail,
-Please, just... -Shut up. I'm not talking to you, jogger man.
A-okay.
-Biggest mistake I ever made.
Right? So, who's ready...
Stop gloating. Very difficult for me to say,
Like some cave pig?
"Horse-Drawn Carriage Full of Ass."
♪ You're dead, you're dead, you're dead♪
-Since... -Okay.
-Elmo! -Guillermo.
NANDOR: I treated
You know, Celeste always comes in here and just talks.
I'm gonna go see what everyone else is doing.
I was at the orgy, and e... and everyone was attacked,
♪ So, so bad...♪
when she had too many bodies that she couldn't get rid of.
"Hopefully within the week." And that was last week.
Get it, son.
-Guillermo.
like a baby.
-I don't. -I've had an outstanding life.
♪ Where he went wrong...♪
and to Panera Bread you shall return.