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I'D BELIEVE YOU WERE SERIOUS ABOUT THIS?
SO PEOPLE CAN JUST WANDER IN AND OUT.
I SHOULD NOT BE A PARENT.
YOU KNOW, SOON.
I'M GONNA GET OUT THERE AND MINGLE.
HER NAME'S JULIE, STUPID.
AND A CANDLE HAS A FLAME,
HEY, WEREN'T YOU IN MY JAPANESE FICTION CLASS TODAY?
WHAT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY?
IT'S JUST SINCE YOU'VE BEEN GONE,
AND I'M MAKING FRIENDS -- YOU SAW ME MAKE FRIENDS.
SEE WHO'S GONNA HAVE THE EMERGENCY POP-TARTS ON HAND.
THAT EVERYTHING THEY SAY ABOUT SUNSCREEN IS TRUE.
I'M NOT DEFENDING HIM.
WHAT'S WITH THE GABOR SISTERS?
MY ROOM.
AND NOW YOU'RE TELLING ME YOU WANT TO LEAVE? WHY?
AND WHO DOESN'T LOVE THAT? YOU'RE FIXED.
I'M NOT SURE I WANT TO LEAVE OUR DOOR OPEN
IT'S A PRETTY GOOD FACE, ISN'T IT?
YOUR GRANDFATHER AND I ARE VERY PROUD OF YOU.
SOOKIE SENT MARSHMALLOW COOKIES,
DIGGER STILES? WHAT DID HE WANT?
"WHO WILL CUT YOUR HEART OUT THE WAY YOU'VE JUST CUT MINE OUT,
THIS ROOM IS CLOSED.
I THOUGHT SO.
IT WAS ACTUALLY VERY INTERESTING.
TECHNICALLY, IT'S TO CELEBRATE THE FIRST WEEK OF CLASSES,
TANNA'S A FREAK, SO SHE'LL BE IN THE JOHN NASH GROUP.
"COME ON, JACKSON, LET'S HAVE A BABY.
FOR AARON THOMPSON'S "LORD OF THE RINGS" PARTY.
IT'S GOT A CANDLE -- PERFECT FOR SOME DEEP CONVERSATION.
AFTER ALL, YOU HAVE ALL THIS FANCY FURNITURE
IT WASN'T THE RIGHT MOMENT.
I CAN'T DO THIS. YES, YOU CAN.
WELL, JASON STILES, LOOK AT YOU.
SO SHE OFFERED US THE JOB, AND I JUST TOOK IT.
AND HE WANTED TO SCREW OVER HIS FATHER.
YOU HAVEN'T EVEN OFFERED IT TO THEM YET.
IS THAT THE CAKE?
A CHILD IS NOT A DUVET COVER.
THEY WON'T BE STRANGERS ONCE THEY COME IN AND SAY "HOWDY."
WELL, RICHARD IS IN HIS STUDY.
BECAUSE I WANT TO DO SOMETHING ON MY OWN.
AND THE HOBBITS ARE HUNGRY, RIGHT?
THE ONES WHOSE GRANDPARENTS HADN'T THOUGHT
IN TIMES LIKE THESE.
THEY'RE SMALL! HOW MUCH CAN THEY EAT?!
CALL ME LATER.
IT'S SO COOL, BUT DOESN'T REALLY GO WITH MY ROOM, SO...
BUT I'M NOT SURE HOW I'M GONNA FEEL THAT NIGHT.
AND SHE HUNG OUT WITH OTHER 8-YEAR-OLDS,
AND YOU KNOW WHAT'S REALLY GREAT?
THESE KIDS -- NOT THE ROMANOV KIDS.
AND I REALLY, REALLY WANT TO PISS OFF MY DAD.
"AND I CANNOT GUARANTEE THAT THE OTHER PEOPLE
PARTY ON.
DID YOU SIT ON THE COUCH?
THERE ARE NO DESIGNATED TABLES.
AND HERE'S WHAT WE GOT.
MAKE SURE THERE'S SOMETHING SHE LIKES ON TV WHEN SHE GETS HOME.
YOU TOLD ME THE TEACHER WANTED TO MEET ALL THE PARENTS AT 6:30,
ONE OF THEM PROBABLY DID IT.
BUT THE CHAFING DISH LOOKS SO MUCH BETTER
AND HER HORSES?
WHEN YOU STARTED ELEMENTARY SCHOOL,
EXCUSE ME?