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- I'm not raising a nerd, bro. - If it's a nerd, I'm gonna bash his head in.
You gotta take 'em off, son.
Then what is your deal? Do we pop you back in there?
- What's the deal here, bud? - Well, no, she contacted me for a while...
- You gotta teach him how to beat nerds up. - He's gotta be beating nerds up.
I'll jiggle his ankle, and that will determine whether he's alive or not.
I like dude stuff. Like what?
- Get a grip, but - - Okay.
And she is slammin' ass all over town
There's a baby inside of me running out of water. Look out!
we could fold in another dad and do a Three Men and a Baby type situation.
How are we supposed to know this is a party if there's no beer?
Let's go.
I was all pissy this morning about having to be at the hospital.
# Pray God you can cope #
- I'm worried the sunglasses are ridiculous. - The sunglasses lighten the mood.
- What? - There's no guy in the picture?
We're gonna have to do everything.
- Oh, my- What are you thinking? - I'm trying to watch my stories.
How do we make it a big moment? I wanna make it a big moment.
Like, give me some crack. You know what I'm sayin', dawg?
- Yeah. - I'll talk you through it later.
- Why are you not in bed? - I slipped out for a quick sandwich and a soda.
I bet I earned this. I got you.
- Why? What happened? - Well, mostly because we're all on this side.
Did you have a vasectomy or not?
Oh, he got zooted, man. He took an eight-ball to the dome.
Okay. Okay.
- Okay, I'm sorry. - I have to admit...
too embarrassed to tell us because she's bedded some real stinkers.
- I'm serious. You get down, Dee. - All right, all right.
Well, the interrogation did turn into a coke party.
Bash some nerds.