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after taking so, so much.
People say she's crazy just because she has a few dozen cats.
Hear that?
## [More Bagpipes]
Major Nougat, Gooey, Cocoa...
[Wheezing]
[Whimpers]
[Bart] Anchorman, huh?
- [Grunts] - [Screams]
Sister, huh? [Chuckles] I've got a sister.
Good luck, kids. Where the hell's my grilled cheese?
But- [Laughs]
We need educational programming fast.
Come on. This isn't a joke.
[Whimpers]
Sometimes even a human being.
## [News Theme]
I'll show Lisa who's dumb.
- No! - [Chittering]
[Door Buzzing]
I've been a terrible father.
- It's Lisa. - Maryanrs better.
Oh, my. Look at all these letters from people...
That's because tomorrow this old carousel...
[Chains Squeaking]
What about that Mattel and Mars Bar Quick Energy Chocobot Hour?
- Bart, you're off the sports beat. - What?
For you see, that little hell-raiser...
Watch. Simpson residence.
I got to finish him off while I'm still temporarily insane!
- I'm Bart Simp- - [Screams]
Come on. Quit fooling around, you guys.
The point is the camera loves him.
A newscast for kids by kids.
every teacher who cares less about young minds...
D'oh! [Screams]
This is where the tears would be if I could cry. But I can't.
The monkey's on my part of the sofa.