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[Grunts] I'll have to eat my way out.
They don't believe kids are learning anything from Itchy and Scratchy.
## [Bagpipes]
##[Theme Song]
[Scoffs] Well, she's not the boss of me!
silenced.
Sorry, Bart, but you've gotta take some things seriously.
- Bart, get out of my anchor chair. - Silence, Octopussy.
Man, you'd think the quality would dip after 5,500 shows.
- [Knocking] - Sorry. Willie can't hear ya.
Do you want to hear my award-winning secret?
[Sniffles] Excellent.
and left me for dead.
[Tires Screeching]
which has delighted young Americans for lo these past six years...
- [Sobs] - [Applause]
[Groans] Stop that. You're a helper monkey.
“Ew. Uh, I’m so scared, Milhouse.”
Don't trust mice. Cats are made of glass.
'cause here comes dodgeball action.
tell me who I selected to be lunchroom monitor.
Well, don't worry about sports. I got that covered.
I want you to take that monkey back...
no one's the wiser.
This time you're in for it, Bart.
- I'm Bart Simpson. - Stop talking like that. Stop it.
But in a way, isn't he everyone's son?
Shut up! I'm trying to watch this.
Sure. I'll just stand here.
My shack! My beautiful shack!
- [Groans] - [Yelps]
All over town, kids are just waking up from their naps cranky and hungry for the news.
[Nervous Chuckle] They also have Memorial Day.
and now he just lies there struggling to breathe.