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as a second-grader to produce my own TV show...
In any language it spells mazuma in the bank.
Botched face-lift. You could learn a lot from him, Maryann.
[Bell Dings]
Back off, Bart. This may be the only chance I get...
Help? You destroyed my house...
so he can be rehabilitated and get a second chance.
You've absolutely no reason to be jealous.
I quit.
I tell ya, it's the tightest three hours and 10 minutes on TV.
- [Crash, Audio Cuts Out] - Oh, no.
[Birds Chirping]
- [Chitters] - [Sighs]
Stay tuned for The Mattel And Mars Bar Quick Energy Chocobot Hour.
- [Gasps] My board! - It's Willie's board now.
All right. I'll read one comic just to get me rollir.
reporting.
[Whimpering]
From now on, you're Lisa's coanchor.
You know, Bart, if we combine your showmanship with my integrity...
And now, Kidz Newz. ## [Singing Melody]
Bart Simpson telling you to lock the doggy in the barn...
I don't need a coanchor. I'm a straight-A student.
- We're cutting 10 minutes from your show. - Well, I guess...
And now, Bart's been looking into that alleged ham salad...
- I'll be in makeup. - [Door Closes]
That's Kidz Newz. Good night.
- And so on. - [Groans]
I'm proud of you, honey.