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Pray for Dylan
[Laughter]
[INCOHERENT RAMBLING]
[Girls Shriek]
- So who's on your news team? - [Gasps]
Colonel Ga-taffy is up to his old tricks.
This is the most prestigious award that Del Monte gives.
They call her the "Cat Lady."
Straight ahead door to door, candy bars for 90 cents.
Observe
Mmm, I can't wait to eat that monkey.
Shut up! I'm trying to watch this. Shut up! I'm trying to watch this.
It's been raped of its "bonny-ness."
a great anchor so I can show up my sister.
- [Door Closes] - [Tires Squealing]
- What? - Well, not literally.
I find myself homeless and sleeping in a junkyard."
- Ooh, ooh. Ow! - [Blowing]
[Man Announcing] The new, improved Kidz Newz has been canceled.
Ooh, the gum with a cracker center.
[Grunts]
Nerd. Nerd. Nelson?
Well, you're not taking any time out of my show.
- This isn't helping. - [Chitters]
A lot of things get thrown out here.
##[Chorus Singing]
from yesterday's school lunch.
we could make kids really care about the news.
Let's take the trophy route to the den.