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For I am an absolute zero when it comes to being a friend.
♪ One is a genius ♪
how does zat make you feel?
♪
‐ Happy Narfday!
‐ [gasp] Street beans! BRAIN: What?!
Surely, destroying your birthday present
that further bleeds dry the already endangered American imagination.
♪ Narf in, narf out, narf it all about ♪
‐ Hey, hey, hey, hey. No time for backstory, George Lucas.
but you seem to have today flawlessly mapped out to the very millisecon‐‐
[gasping, groaning]
Pinky, where are you going?
[breathes deeply]
‐ The same thing we do every night, Pinky.
♪ Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain ♪
Let us explain.
and you go back to being the paint‐by‐numbers
‐ I abdicate!
and I find it here at a hipster swap meet!
You win! Just please don't draw me a bunch of extra arms!
I want to do!
[sighs] Never mind.
Fancy feast!
[smash]
‐ No!
with my best friend.
‐ Nope! ‐ And that concludes our lesson on lowbrow hack sitcom creation
‐ Of course, Pinky. Whatever you want.
PINKY: I don't know, Brain!
Oh no! 'Tis the civil war we've long feared!
‐ You know, I've always had a thing for bad boys.
so it counts as your foreign language.
but my real birthday present was getting to spend the day
ironic '90s T‐shirts, and my blog critiquing the overuse
Goodnight everybody!
‐ Suit yourself.
‐ My birthday was last month.