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As if I have no life. I mean, I couldn't possibly be doing anything important.
Hey.
Oh, I'm sorry. You know, you just make women wanna hit you.
And for what, really? Why?
And you know what? I'll have a whiskey too.
So are hedgehogs.
...so that the big daddies can imagine they're looking at a woman...
I know you like to please the boss.
-I want all of this eaten, okay? -Great seeing you guys.
So if you could keep Shane, that would really help.
-Selectively. -Right.
...she sees the cake and she says, "That's what we should call you:
You and your dad.
You make a bust, you get Guillermo and it never comes back to me.
Right, right.
You ought to grow in a national park. The cool kids do it.
So we could be magical elves?
That's right. You're all cunt, ain't you?
Well, there's a creek right there. Irrigation.
You're worth nothing.
Is this it? Are we home?
-Silas. -Silas.
Like where do you put this?
As if I'm running a hotel here.
-Is there any food around here--? -The mall.
Or are you just telling yourself that you do?
-They don't even care that we're elves. -Because they're cute.