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'no recriminations on the stag.'
You're reading Mr Nice AGAIN? There's a hell of a lot to it.
'Would you like to play capitalism?'
howz youz?
And, er, you'd only need to repay 2% of the capital a month.
'Iggy's gone to rehab - Sober Hans!'
so don't come the big guy with me,
Fucking Facebook! Zuckerberg’s fucked me again, that arsehole!
'I just need to put up an acceptable level of objection
juice, and then Tussauds.
in their tiny flat?
Look, I'm a life coach,
What, just to wet the whistle?
from Antwerp and the nice couple gets pushed over budget.
Yes, he certainly likes a lot of tomato sauce on his chips!
Well, if you are going to stick around, you might want to get a book out.
No. But is it? Of course it's the fucking Dobby thing. I knew it!
He's using my mug, Mark. They're all my mugs, Jez.
Look, Jez, you wouldn't want to live with me and Jerry.
(When do you think it'll degenerate?)
Unless, erm... One little siparoo?
I want to read my Napoleon correspondence
'We'll just pick up where we left off.'
'Mmm, toilet toast.' Jez, I need to...
bag him up and sling him out.
'So relentless, so satisfying yet unsatisfying.
I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about.
'Fuck, where's a good old-fashioned gullible idiot when you need one?'
Mark, look, if you're really not into the Willie Morris doc,
Why are you trying to get rid of me, Mark? You don't believe him.
No, you put that in there. I took it out,
'Another night in the bath.
And when I read it I'm usually extremely high,
'Which? magazine-approved, childproof,
See, the thing about juice from most places is you get all the fibre
He's a real 21 degree-er.