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to present this year's Family Equality Council's
They're an example of what all families should look like.
What a coincidence, because I have something I need to say.
the shit gets real, y'all.
And suit.
No.
My vagina?
Do you really not understand?
That was a good start. Yeah?
I manage it. (CELL PHONE CHIMES)
Okay.
Sorry. WOMAN: Let's go, everybody.
Could you find me a sandwich? Just nothing with pink meat.
Is that it? Yeah.
First times can be weird.
Listen, just as everyone should have the right to marry,
ABBY: Nate?
"You have great bone structure.
I can't do it.
Really bad.
Right?
(SNIFFS)
We'll get at that.
And really bad sex. Terrible sex.
Home-wrecking? How about your home, Lyla?
You really are a writer-director. I am.
If you take your brother
ABBY: Yeah.
Take these off. Okay.
I mean, you should see him with our boys.
(EXHALES) Let go.
We can have sex.
Uh...
(GROANS)
I mean, look at him.
No clue. There's nine players on field.
I hate.
(ABBY YAWNS)
May move the kids to LA.
Thank you.
Um...
Wow.
Catch and release, catch and release.
You guys, go about yourself.
Blah, blah, blah, I get up onstage,
Okay.
It was over.
at a awesome, slightly tacky bachelor rental would work.
(LAUGHS) Change of subject, very smart.
(SOFTLY) Nightmare. My God.
Ford Phillips has been a master of the marketing universe for over a decade.
Mmm-hmm. It's so easy.
Come on, Max and Ford are sitting here too.
I do.
No, it is a little.
Having somebody like you in my life,
Don't talk about your wife.
Yeah, okay, well... LYLA: Warn me!
That's great.
Sorry.
(SCHOOL BELL RINGING) Can't do it.
You know what?
We can try again.
I have to tell you. Okay, okay.
Come on out, my friend.
You like?
You're a master of the word. (LAUGHS)
(CHUCKLES)
That's what she told her friends to say if they wanted what I give Phoebe.