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It's a little league emergency.
Wait, does that mean I'm not huge?
These two people, they're just perfect for each other,
How's Delia?
Lyla. What?
Why are we even talking.
60/40?
Leftovers Dad cooked, special for you.
That's what I'm talking about.
I didn't bring her up. You know what?
everything, the coaching,
Come on, let me grab you a sec, come here.
and that is a good thing.
LYLA: This divorce has turned into a full-blown custody battle,
He's so great.
Ooh, that was sneaky.
FORD: Okay, so that horse?
I love Eartha Kitt.
and it's Paul Newman.
...I pooped my pants a little.
Diego, he just messed up his thumb doing karate.
Don't... You needn't finish that sentence. No.
And you know what comes after gay marriage?
Yes, you can say it's an emergency!
Hoo. Wow.
And he leans into my ear, and he says, "Hey, schmuck.
ANNOUNCER: Flight 1302 from Atlanta is now arriving in...
It's my brother. Max McCarthy.
You can pick one, okay?
(MOUTHING) Sorry.
It's time for me to kiss your face.
that says I have a chronic anger-management problem.
You know, I just... I don't want to be doing this.
My husband is, uh,
Nate? Really?
Okay. (CHUCKLES)
Oh.
He's just gonna come to your house.
with whom you have chosen
You're not even divorced yet.
For a couple of writers, that's some terrible banter.
in a perfectly fitting suit standing right next to me, okay?
leadership award
How about you? How about your family?
And it was somehow very romantic.
and it ebbs and flows,
Wait. Really? Yes.
Okay. Keep going. Stop talking.
celebrating those brave pioneers
(ABBY MOANS)
It was unexpected.
That was past tense. No...
NATE: Perfect.
I'm gonna sue for full custody.
(LAUGHS)
Thank you all for being here, and welcome
and you, you just want me to show up and look good.
Take care of yourself so you're not taking it out on everybody else!
(CELL PHONE CHIMES)
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Stomachache, they're dropping him off.
(GRUNTS)
and several affidavits have been filed...
So you're either flirting,
PHOEBE: Not gonna lie.