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I can't be cleverer 'cause I'm distracted by you.
But then as we really got to know each other,
I'll be up in a few.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUDING)
Well, I'm gonna pray to the thumb gods on Diego's behalf.
And am I gonna be able to meet Adele Northrop in person?
Lunch, dinner, lunch again, like, three-day BFFs.
(CELL PHONE CHIMES)
My suits are fine.
It was hilarious.
Hey, Lyla. Hi.
You! You said I was an idiot!
Just take it easy.
Nate sex? No.
Oh, my God.
It wasn't weird 'cause it was bad, right?
Ford and Max are not an example
(CELL PHONE CHIMING) Fun, spontaneity, mutual self-sufficiency...
Hi. Hello.
I mean, the kissing was weird
Max.
Absolutely not. I hate those movies.
It just, it was a big part of my...
Our jobs, our kids. Yeah.
Hi. Guess who got some last night.
Wow. Thank you so much, Lyla.
Where were we?
I left my wife.
And, and do it quietly.
Okay, thank you.
I've just been so busy, on the run, on the go.
All right, well, I am not gonna tell you my,
Oh. NATE: Perfect.
I am. I'm sorry. (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
I'm sorry. No. No, no, no.
Max! Ford, I'll be right in!
LYLA: What about picking up my dry cleaning?
Oh, are we talking about the rebound sex?
Just not on the carpet.
(BUZZING)
You are a menace, lady.
Oh! Good stop!
Mmm.
So, if you could just focus, we can get through this faster.
Thought I would try that. Okay. You needn't.
I said I was sorry.
Okay.
...is not even the super-secret awesome part of the story.
You look like a lion tamer's assistant, only the lion ate your pants.
Mmm-hmm. She's sucking up.
MERETE: Oh, do we have to?
Sorry.
(CELL PHONE CHIMES)
Nate and I have been texting,
"You just won. Get your ass up onstage.
He's my shortstop and my cleanup hitter.
Uh, but I get to say my thing right after.
We signed contracts. You sent me a check.
Um, my son was supposed to be spending the night there.
Will you please tell my husband pajama pants are not acceptable drop-off wear?
Well, my wife's nipples were cold all the time.
And then she punched my friend in the face.
and very short shorts
No. No. Yes.
(MOANING)
Phoebe, why don't you buy your boots?
It's like an adorable punch in the face.
(ADELE CONTINUES)
(LAUGHS) Okay, okay.
Got it. Okay.