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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
OH, GREAT. I JUST DON'T LIKE TO SHARE IT.
REALLY?
ESTATE SALES, GOT IT.
FINE.
TUESDAY'S DINSDAG. HOW'S YOUR DUTCH?
ONE OF THOSE CORSETS THAT SQUISH MY BOOBS ALL UP HIGH.
HI, RORY. IT'S JAMIE. HOW YOU DOING?
I'M SPENDING THE NIGHT WITH NICOLE.
I USED TO STASH IT IN THE HALL, BEHIND DADDY'S FILES
WHAT ABOUT ME? DON'T I LOOK GOOD?
SHE WANTS ME TO COME TO SOME CHARITY THING
PARIS. SHE LIKES TO DO THIS THING IN THE MORNING.
HE RAN OFF TO LIVE WITH THE BUM WHO ABANDONED HIM.
HOW ARE YOUR MOTOR SKILLS?
IT'S GOOD TO LAUGH LIKE THAT ONCE IN A WHILE.
NEXT TIME?
I'LL SEE YOU AT HOME
DID A CLOWN COME IN BEHIND ME AND START DOING PRATFALLS?
I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT YOUR BOYFRIEND SITUATION.
THEY'RE AT SOME RESTAURANT NEAR TIMES SQUARE.
WELL, HOT MEN TEND TO RUN IN PACKS.
I got a meeting at the Dragonfly
YOUR STYLIST CONCURS.
YES, BUT SHE THINKS YOU'RE A RAVING STREET LOON.
ISN'T THAT WILD? IT'S STILL HERE.
I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND.
ENOUGH ALREADY. LET'S GO.
MAKES SENSE.
MYSTERY WOMAN FROM THIS MORNING -- JESS' MOM.
AND I KIND OF HAVE TO BE HERE FOR SUPPORT.
SHE CALLED YOU?
WHEREVER THERE'S ACTIVITY OF A PRO NATURE.
I HAVE THE MORNING OFF.
WE'RE GONNA GET CAUGHT.
[ LAUGHS, SIGHS ]
WHAT DOES SHE HAVE TO DO WITH ANY OF THIS?
I THINK GRANDMA KNOWS YOU'RE MY MOTHER.
HELLO. WHERE ARE WE OFF TO?
CHILL OUT ON THE INQUIRIES.
I WILL. THANK YOU.
NOT IF THEY'RE BOTH UNCONSCIOUS.
WE GOT SOMETHING GOING ON HERE.
OH, I HATE THAT. IT'S SO CUTESY-MUTESY.
WELL, IT DIDN'T.
WHY IS HE HERE? WHY DID HE COME BACK?
WHERE ARE YOU STAYING?
WHAT HAPPENED TO TAKING THE MORNING OFF?
THAT IS CONDESCENDING, ISN'T IT?
ANYWHERE ELSE FOR COFFEE, PLEASE.
HE SENT HER UPSTAIRS.
HE'S A TOUGH GUY. HE CAN TAKE IT.
PRETTY MUCH A BEAT-UP CLUNKER.
HE'S BEEN SO FORGIVING. I'VE BEEN PRETTY MEAN.
AND YOU'RE SITTING HERE WATCHING C-SPAN.
GO AWAY!
JAPAN DOES NOT HAVE THE MORNING OFF.
I'LL GET RID OF IT, OKAY, LIZ?
YOU CAN HAVE THE TV IF YOU WANT.
HELLO, RORY. HOW'S IT FEEL TO BE A STEPDAD?
I'M SORRY.
IT WAS REALLY GOOD TO SEE YOU,
WHY? WHY NOT DUKE'S?
GOOD NIGHT, ANGEL.
SHOW ME A HAPPY FAMILY. JUST ONE.
SO I'M GONNA GO.
SO, BARRING SOME SORT OF "STAR TREK"-LIKE CLOAKING DEVICE,
SHE CALLED HIM OR SOMETHING. IT'S VERY CONFUSING.
SOUNDS FUN.
THERE'S NO TAKEOUT IN THE FRIDGE,
I THOUGHT YOU'D BE BETTER FOR HIM THAN I WAS.
WHOA. IT'S LIKE A FREAKING CORNUCOPIA.
AND A HAPPY HAPPY TO YOU, TOO.
I YELL, "HUZZAH FOR THE TIPPER!"