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CRAZY CARRIE DUNCAN?
WHO ARE YOU CALLING?
You chickened out.
YES.
WELL, I'M DEAD TIRED, I HAVE TONS OF STUDYING TO DO,
YEAH. THANKS, COOP.
MARY, YOU ARE SUCH A PRUDE.
WITH OUR JAPANESE PARTNERS, AND I DIDN'T BREAK A SWEAT.
THAT'S THE DOORKNOB. IT TWISTS TO THE RIGHT.
What's going on with Lane?
WELL, THAT'S NOT GOOD. WALK DOWN A DIFFERENT STREET.
THINK DAVID BLAINE PUT HIM UP TO THIS?
DON'T GET SELF-DEPRECATING. IT'S OBNOXIOUS.
IS THAT A CUCUMBER?
[ SPEAKING JAPANESE ]
AMERICA.
LORELAI, WE'VE GOT TO DO IT.
I DON'T THINK NOW'S SUCH A GOOD TIME.
IT FEELS LIKE THESE STUPID FIRELIGHT FESTIVALS
YEAH. JASON'S WANTED TO FROM THE BEGINNING.
YOU SHOULD MAYBE TRY HARDER.
HE'S IN MANHATTAN HAVING DINNER WITH CLIENTS.
YEAH, YEAH, I'M GOING UP NOW.
THREE YEARS.
I INTERRUPT SOMETHING?
'CAUSE I DON'T WANT TO DEAL WITH THIS.
YOU TWO WOULD BE PERFECT FOR EACH OTHER.
SHE MADE ME SEE THAT THERE'S JUST NO POINT IN GOING ON.
[ GASPS ]
AGAIN, THE CAR IS MINE. LIZ WAS DOING THE RIGHT THING.
SEE YOU LATER.
I'M GLAD I DID IT.
HE SAID TIMES SQUARE JUST KEEPS GETTING CLEANER AND CLEANER.
IT'S LIKE, "ALL FAMILIES ARE UNHAPPY"
WHAT WAS THAT?
IT'S A RAMBLER AMBASSADOR 4-DOOR, RUSTY BROWN,
YOU NEVER TOLD ME WHY YOU'RE UP SO EARLY.
THANKS, LANE.
You get to show him around, right?
WELL, NEAR IS NEAR.
PLUS, IT'S MY 20th HIGH SCHOOL REUNION THIS SATURDAY.
I DID NOT SUDDENLY GO HALF DEAF.
AND HER CLAIMING SHE HAD NO CONTACT.
SO I'M TAKING HIM SHOPPING FOR FURNITURE FOR HIS OFFICE.
WHAT IS HE DOING THERE?
AND YOU HAVE BREAD.
BUT INTERNATIONAL ACCORDS PRECLUDE IT.
BECAUSE I THINK, "NOW HE'LL HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL,
TOTALLY NANCY SPUNGENING IT, CHASING THE DRAGON.
COOL. COME ON.
WITH WHY BOTH YOUR PARENTS ARE UNCONSCIOUS
LANE'S GETTING ALONG PRETTY WELL HERE.
THAT'S OKAY.
[ Laughing ] OH, MY GOD. IT'S STILL HERE.
AND EMILY LIT A CIGARETTE
YEAH. I'M IN TOWN FOR A COUPLE DAYS, SO I'LL PROBABLY SEE YOU.
THERE'S A LAKE? WE JUST DROVE BY THE LAKE.
COME HERE AND JOIN ME.
SO -- UH...
DUKE'S. WHAT?
I KNOW FOR A FACT HE WASN'T.
WELL, HE'D BE STUPID IF HE THOUGHT THAT'S WHY I'D DO IT.
IS ANOTHER MATTER.
GOOD.
I'M HAVING TROUBLE FILLING THESE EIGHT SEATS YOUR FATHER BOUGHT
YEAH.
JUST THE IDEA OF YOU AND JASON TOGETHER IS FUNNY.
MY 5:00 A.M. COFFEE'S JUST KICKED IN AGAIN.
NICE, COLD FROYO.
GETTING COLD AGAIN, ISN'T IT?
HE MUST NOT KNOW.
HEY, I WAS JUST STEPPING OUT THE DOOR. WHAT'S UP?
I WAS HOPING YOU'D DEVELOPED MIND-CONTROL POWERS,
LORELAI.
I'M REALLY GOOD.
GET WARM.
COMING UP. YOU TWO AN ITEM NOW?
OUR BUSINESS HERE IS NOT DONE.
LET'S SEE, WE HAVE MONDAY BETWEEN 1:00 AND 3:00 OPEN.
OKAY, PLEASE FIND US COFFEE
[ SIGHS ]
I AM. I'M TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT YOU'RE THINKING.
HE'S 60. TODAY'S 60 IS WHAT 50 WAS 20 YEARS AGO.
[ DOOR CLOSES ]
AS WAS YOUR CONCEPTION.
I DON'T KNOW, BUT THAT'S WHAT LANE SAID SHE'S BEEN DOING.
DIDN'T THAT TOLSTOY GUY SAY SOMETHING ABOUT FAMILIES?
YOU LOOK FINE.
CAN YOU BLAME HIM?