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I thought maybe you felt weird about having me around
[laughs]
Look, I am sorry.
When you're white, Band-Aids look good on you.
Honestly, and this is not false modesty,
See, it still confuses with dark tones with shadows.
- Can I just say like as a regular guy
♪
- I'm sure nothing will be as innovative and exciting
- Does anyone here speak Spanish?
- Hey. - Hey.
- How do I put this in drive? - It's voice-controlled.
- ♪ Heading home to their families ♪
[Steppenwolf's "Born to Be Wild"]
- ♪ Wearing trouble on their shirts ♪
Like, "She's a beauty. Let's take her for a spin."
- You just pull these out!
Mm-mm, scratch that.
- Look, if they'd loved it,
[upbeat music]
- See our new overlord?
- Excuse me. - Actually.
Right?
- So does this self-driving car
- She did pretty well with that drug company.
- Chass-y. - Chass-y, oh, like gassy.
Do I love them? I mean, define love.
- Resign, resign, resign.
who didn't go to business school
I've always thought that. - Have you?
- What? He didn't give me herpes.
- Does he? - Mm-hmm.
- Cars are where form meets function.
- Okay, what if we painted the car black?
- What do you need?
- You know, most of us just punch in and out,
some black cardboard cutout thingies, you know, inclusion?