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- Or me. - Yeah.
- Uh-huh. That would be another one.
the Mitsubishi Pajero.
- No, that was not me. - Are you sure?
- My great-grandfather would be rolling over in his grave
Well, the operative word is--
- [laughs]
This presentation is in six hours,
- I'm not sure it's something I'd drive,
- Hey, guys.
about cars then in general.
All right, so someone bring me up to speed
You should come. - Me?
- In six hours?
- 'Cause you can't call women "baby."
but until now, all our CEOs have been men
- It is a lot. - Yeah.
But I am a bit embarrassed because truth is,
Sadie...Mc--
- And they come--okay. - Just press it.
- Those are push-button. - Say what now?
- Why? - Because of systemic racism.
- Please. 15,000 people work here.
- Well, someone's cuckoo for car-nuts.
- I just never worked for a woman before.
- How is that misogynistic?
- Thank you for being an ally. - His words.
but let's not let the perfect be the enemy of the good.
- Shut up, when? - Greg's retirement party.
- Oh, no, no, mm-mm, mm-mm.
I wouldn't let my drug dealer
It hit Indian folk, too.
- So it's not all bad. - Silver lining.
In the pharmaceutical industry,
but you cannot flirt with a woman.
She's so generic.
I mean, obviously, it wasn't just the money.
- Exactly. She's literally a drug dealer.
So I just picture a giant pink vagina on wheels.
- Thanks.
And it would look really bad for me
- Just--haven't you-- - This place is really nice.