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That is not true!
and if you keep money in a pickle jar, you should know how much is there,
I gave you a new middle initial. It reassures patients.
[Imitating Edward Murrow] And good luck. I loved that movie.
I'm 48, and I'm done here.
It bothers me that a doctor won't help a patient so she could keep her stats up.
with the scenes from Dr. Acula, the movie I'm making.
I was surfing the hospital's Web site and I saw that someone posted
[Record scratches and music stops]
Surgery is really the only thing that has a shot
Really?
The most embarrassing thing is you don't realize you do it.
My mom.
Yeah, Mom, I was listening the whole time. I just couldn't talk.
the "Dr. Acula delivers a baby then eats it" scene.
And you still wear your wedding ring.
No one's allowed to be that mean to my girl, especially when she's apologizing.
Damn.
- What do you want, Elliot? - I wanted to apologize.
- Blacker. - [J.D. Screaming]
She's pregnant, she's not a bull.
Let me kiss the owie. Kiss the owie.