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- Gene. It's okay. - Yeah? Yeah. Uh...
- (loud fart) - Okay, that's me.
- I guess you're mine, too. - Aw.
And what if his mom doesn't know the bedtime story
- (snoring on recorder) - Is that you? That's definitely you.
We're helping you guys record yourselves sleeping,
You should try it yourself sometime.
Look, look: Here you go, here you go.
Wow, I've never seen someone cry
I'm in charge of tape. Anyone want some Scotch?
But the fridge is over there.
- What was that? - Ah, oh, you're awake?
(sighs)
that son of a bitch is really blinking!
(groans)
But yeah, let's stress-eat.
- Yeah, that was you. - Yep.
Bad plan. We're going with Dubai.
Yeah, it's true.
Well, you did it.
Yeah, but they're gonna want to call Alex's parents,
- You two need to go to bed. - Well, we can't.
- We did it. - Yeah. You know,
And then they'll let us fly to Dubai.
who came out of mom's tummy and became a perfect boy?
(sobbing)
- I am doing great. This is great. - Yeah.
I love you.
and keep her on the phone with me the whole time?
Just because you woke up
- You. No, no, that's you. - No...
♪ I'm gonna go to bed alone ♪
TINA: And before you know it, it's morning.
- Mm-hmm. Ah! - Open your eyes.
When I was married, Denise made me wear an anti-snoring thing.
Can we just go back to sleep?
(whoops)
It doesn't take this long to pick locks in the movies.
for someone so horrible at running!