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- He wouldn't. - He would.
Welcome to Prufrock Prep, Baudelaires.
- [Tamerlane] Poe, are you there? Focus. - Oh, what?
From a house full of snakes in the middle of nowhere,
It's awful to have people missing from your life.
[theme music playing]
Well, well, well.
or something your brother might say when he arrives in his taxi
simply means making a big deal out of a small deal.
Now where were we? Right, the complete annihilation of...
- Hello, I'm Larry, your waiter. - We know you.
I'll ask her about it. Check back with me in a day or so.
[breathing heavily]
The pronoun for first person plural. I'm not working alone.
You have to break in, get the book, give it to the Baudelaires, quit your job,
What's your first-highest concern?
Too bad we can't fix stupidity at the vice principal level.
Molehills are mounds of earth serving as condominiums for small mammals.
[thud]
[typing]
Where was I?
We haven't felt at home for a long time.
Nobody in their right mind would want to eat with you.
This is an advanced computer system. Cost an arm and a leg.
If he catches you, he'll make you trim his toenails.
and supports you with friendship, camaraderie and cash bribes.
You may have the smarts and the skills.
I'll take that back now.
which is easy to remember if you think of Tu B'Shevat,
Until, of course, you meet someone who truly understands
I'm Violet Baudelaire, and these are my siblings Klaus and Sunny.
[both] Count Olaf.
Thank you. Thank you very much.
I don't know. I must have read it somewhere. Why?
No. I was a rebel.
Mr. Poe tells me your guardians have either been killed or fired you.
Genius needs his rehearsal time. Go, go.
The same thing that got me through eighth grade.
with someone who's not faculty.
We wholeheartedly agree.
- Prufrock Preparatory School? [Sighs] - Yes, that's the name I just said.
Oh, it's a dismal place.
I'm sure there's no connection.
In order to live in the dormitory,