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Why can't you change the rule so everyone lives in a dorm?
- Unless it's a reunion. - You're breaking in.
- How do you know our mother? - Oh, I know everything, orphans.
your hands will be tied behind your back during meals
You're orphans?
What did you see?
It features the three luckiest children, who are darling and precocious,
- Look at her pinafore! - Look at her pretty face!
I've often thought that exact thing.
- [both scream] - [laughs hysterically]
That's a pretty broach you have.
Why don't we know each other? It's like they were hiding all this stuff.
Ah. That touchy-feely nonsense would never have been tolerated
I thought we expelled that French kid for smoking.
My career as a violinist.
It should be a place of comfort and adventure that feels almost like home,
[breathing heavily]
We must've blown a tire.
Uh, peppermints are not a recognized part of the lunch program,
Well, well, it seems this trip to Prufrock will bring me twice the fortune.
[brakes screech]
♪ Ask any stable person "Should I watch?" And they will say ♪
- How did I do? - Those last few lines were for me.
- Are you sure you're all right? - Why do you ask?
[Larry] I attended it.
It might be why these terrible things keep happening.
[automated voice] This is not Count Olaf.
Girls were falling all over me in school,
- Okay. - That's everything.
Faster! You type like a one-year-old!
[both] He would.
I dropped them off at boarding school,
Do you know where I might find three children who recently enrolled?
[shoes tapping]
- How can we find one? - Is the library open?
What's wrong?
- Does it have to do with our parents? - Our guardians?
- En garde! - That's French for "We gotcha!"
She must be taking another unplanned sabbatical
It sounded like you said...
i love Carmelita Spats (i hate carmelita spats
- Vice Principal Nero will be here in... - [door opens]
[sighs] Not for long.
A dead horse. But that's not important.
[Nero] I know things seemed less peppy
The menu is chosen by the school district.
Okay.
[sighs] Must I do everything myself?
Series of unfortunate events ... And my name is Carmelita!!
Then explain that...
Next time, I call your mother
♪ Look away, look away ♪