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Alvarez, you and Mitchell sweep left.
- Hello? Hello, anybody here? - Welcome to the party, boys.
Hi. Is this where our Okama Gamesphere is?
- All of you. Go! - But, Mom...
- Drop them. - No way. They're my friends.
Towelie always showed up to give us towel advice
Oh, God damn it. All right, fine. Here's your stupid lighter.
Oh, yes, boys. Obey your government.
Because I thought it was a jelly doughnut,
with the all new i love towelie t shirt
but look, check it out, it's all bloody.
have your way with me, if you must.
me
I choose... I choose
In a moment, we will be over the base. This is the only way in.
What? Oh, yeah, back at the base.
Go on, fulfil your sick pleasures.
- Go ahead. - No, wait.
And you're quite sure of this.
Don't make a move, you bastards.
They said the gas station outside of town.
- And then we'll go play baseball. - Don't forget to bring a towel.
- You giving birth in there or what? - Let a man take a crap.
You called us and said if we brought the towel,
So, perhaps, then, you can explain to me why we just got footage
You're going to let them go, Towelie, because I know your weakness.
Okay. You sure?
You're going to have to choose between their lives and getting high.
I'll tell you something. You don't want to know.
Yeah. That's the melody to Funkytown.
Because they're not the military.
- Yeah, I think so. Oh, man. - What?
- It's down this dirt road. - Brake, Kenny, brake.
We just have to try and make the day go as fast as possible
- Oh, my God. Oh, no! Oh, my God! - All right, it's clear.
I hate to send you back in there, Towelie,