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Why am I rotting away in the second grade instead of being skipped ahead?
Then welcome to the nether regions of the soul.
I hope neither of your pussies smell like cat food
That gives me an idea.
Prepackaged punk rock bands still in their original festival?
Lisa Simpson trying for first-chair saxophone.
When are you gonna give up this crazy sugar scheme?
Very nice. Now Allison Taylor, also trying for first-chair saxophone.
I can keep this up all day.
Thank you, Lisa.
But it involves being a bit underhanded. A bit devious, a bit...
And my favorite, Chewie. They're all here!
That was downright decent of you.
No matter how good you are, there's always someone better.
My cat's breath smells like cat food.
A bitter snowstorm.
...just to get some quiet time.
Hey, I am above average.
What's good music?
Well, I guess that clinches it.
I'm just talking to the sugarman!
All right, Lisa.
I want it all. The terrifying lows, the dizzying highs...
Mother, I'm a big boy. I can do as I wish.
Lisa, will you keep it down?
- Perfect! - Leaving her primed...
...you lost 40 dollars by not going to work.