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Never mind.
[thud]
idiots, there's got to be a fuelcell around here somewhere.
God, lighten up. It's a road trip.
And that was no Tyrannosaurus rexyou saw.
Not talking about your hair, dumbass.
I'll miss my wife, Lana.
But, most of all,
Angry what?
-[inhales deeply] -Let me go ahead
♪
Shit.
♪
with gross, sweaty socks stuffed in their mouths
why would I ever finally do that?
Everyone, hang on!
Who brought the dog?
How? He's nothing like me.
Wow. Such an asshole.
Oh. Uh, since our insurance claims keep getting denied,
Holy...
-[alarm blaring] -[crackling]
[snarls]
[beeping quickens]
They're basically impossible to destroy.
-What? -Could you try
barely functional alcoholism.
before that tyrannosaurus whatever shows up for seconds?
[snarls]
I swear, you people!
♪
Shut up, Cyril. You still don't matter.
-[beeping] -Exac-- Damn it.
-Fascinating. -What?
Or am I being too negative?
FEMALE VOICE: System failure.