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[snarling]
at a couple thousand miles per hour
Ha! Hilarious.
I'm not, like, perpetually angry.
-Well, not everybody. -Thank you!
[all shouting]
and see how many things I canrhyme with "soul-sucking" and...
how happy would you say you are,in general?
-The other crew. -Hang on. I thought those were
Speaking of, anybody want in on this?
a man-eating jungle and suddenly I'mthe asshole?
Okay.
-Aw. -Oh, my God, give me...
♪
we should come up with an actual plan.
-[creature snarls]-Assuming they get here on time.
At some point, you really got to ask yourself...
Archer!
All new, Wednesdays at 10:00 on FXX.
Meh. Feels like it can wait.
Oh, God, give it a rest!
The insurance company has officially deemed
Besides pissing it off even more!
-Uh, that's "culling" with a "C," right? -Look,
You're weirdly not a dick.
[snarling]
Sorry. I didn't invent how to make a whiskey sour, Lana.
[grunts] You want him?
Let's salvage what we can from the shuttle
But what are the odds their pilot was that kick-ass?
-Wow me. -Krieger, tell her.
[all screaming]
♪
We are entering the atmosphere of an uncharted planet
It's probably a downed ship,
[inhales] Item one.