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- Pleased to meet you. - Hey, Jerry...
You okay in here?
What kind of water is that? It's Patek Water
All I said was I find it boring
What's the matter?
- I had a Coke. - Oh, and I had the scampi.
I got a black eye.
It's $19.45, Morty.
All right.
Oh, no, no, I wanna go.
So where's the new pen?
Say what?
I don't know. We decided we don't really work as a couple.
Scuba diving? Who's going scuba diving?
...but we can't seem to be friends when we sleep together.
- Nice to meet you. - Thanks again.
...so much about how you look.
Know what I'll do next time?
- Welcome to Florida! - Hi, Mr. Seinfeld.
- He gave him the pen. - Morty.
Come on!
Because I saw the look on your face last week...
What do you have to go for? What's down there that's so special?
Of course I wanted it! I love sponge cake.
What did you have? You had the minute steak.
This better be good. I'm missing Golden Girls for this.
- Hey, it writes upside down. - Yeah.
Who takes the Scotch tape?