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[tires screeching]
So how is it you are who you are?
Well, we're both adults. [scoffs]
So do I.
[exhales]
Who's this?
I need to hear you say it. You will never pull that crap again.
I get it, and I talked to her about it, okay?
But I haven't had any privacy since I was 12, when my mother sold it.
When she reaches the bottom of the stairs, zap her.
I know you track those.
Wow. You did your homework on me, too.
Well, your ex is a piece of work.
Dear God, it's Patsy.
The killer was wearing a wig. I can see the netting.
[muffled arguing continues]
[sighs] I was an asshole.
Still a weird first thought.
-No, I need to talk to you. -Send me a note.
I'm not gonna zap you.
-Jess! -[groans]
Listen. If you want to be taken seriously, report the news, don't be the news.
I'm a real PI.
So, that's it. We're still a couple, still madly in love
[hip-hop music playing on speakers]
You. You did this.
[scoffs]
I don't have a problem with people like you.
-All right, now I'm relating. -Don't. Just keep looking.
What about the illicit cutting-edge studies?
Well, that'll work. [exhales deeply]
I should have punched him in the Tesla years ago.
That's not me.
[scoffs]
We're closed!
[lock clicking]
[man] Oh! Hey! Hey, lady. You okay?
I mean, Chao did charge a safari on company dime.